t1r3dofyourbullsh1t:

there are reasons you don’t do the harlem shake

so in french class we were doing an activity with a drawing of a lot of people at a party and we had to describe them.  one person in the drawing was only wearing a bathing suit and this one girl pointed it out by letting us all know ‘she isn’t wearing any pants!’ so i said ‘maybe she is comfortable with her body’ and  she responds by saying ‘well, i dont know, she has pretty big thighs’

well excuse me i didnt know that if you have thighs bigger than sticks you are not allowed to be comfortable with your body. thank god she let me know this

justcallmephel:

tessaviolet:

blua:

#IT’S REAL AND LOOKS TINY BECAUSE OF THE SHORT FOCAL LENGTH

I can’t brain this. They look like miniatures.

this lens will cost you your arms, your legs, and your grand kids.

project-dub:

Let’s all take a moment and acknowledge tumbler staff’s sass…

toromiko:

niceknickerss:

nu-pogodi:

carlossheldonmoustache:

I feel so sorry for those non Europeans who don’t know of Eurovision, It means they could have never of seen Ukraine’s 2007 entry into the contest…

A classic.

for those who don’t know or don’t that much about eurovision  

this is all u need to know

iTS HERE

podsmagicpenis:

tyleroakley:

buzzfeed:

George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans. 

George Takei is flawfree.

i want george takei to voice over my life

also please never die

monetizeyourcat:

vlogbloopers:

wow get a job

are you talking to the photographer or the dog because if you’re talking to the dog i agree

kissmycatastrophe:

buttlicked:

You’re bad at grammar? *pats u on shoulder* their, they’re, there.

I JUST SPIT MY CEREAL ALL OVER MY COMPUTER

ladykatniss:

#essays?? #future??? #joobs???? #oh muuummmm

signifierofmalepower:

My picks from #safetytipsforladies on Twitter.